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6/21/2017

Mason Jar Lattes - Gingered Dark Chocolate Mocha

6/21/2017 0 Comments

Dana here.  Time for another coffee recipe!  Because who doesn't like choices?  My gingered dark chocolate mocha is one of my all time favorites.  Mmmmm, it's dark and complicated and a little spicy...wait, am I talking about coffee or a fictional romantic interest?  Well, I did first feature this recipe on my own blog when I reviewed Hell's Teeth by James Fahy, and that description definitely fits a character in the book called Alessandro.  Spoiler alert: he's a vampire and he's as delicious as this drink. ðŸ˜ˆ

Gingered Dark Chocolate Syrup
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup water
1/8 of a teaspoon salt
1/2 ounce ginger root, grated or sliced very thinly
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Drop all the ingredients except the vanilla extract into a small saucepot.  Stir occasionally and cook over medium heat until it starts to bubble.  This shouldn't take more than about five or ten minutes.  Make sure all the sugar is dissolved and then remove from the heat.  Let sit for fifteen to twenty minutes to allow the flavor of the ginger to really infuse into the syrup.  Then add vanilla extract and stir to combine.  You can strain the mixture now if you want, but I leave my ginger bits in so that they can continue to give off flavor.  You'll just have to either avoid or deal with ginger bits down the road if you do this.  You can then use the syrup to flavor your coffee, make hot chocolate, drizzle over ice cream, eat it off the spoon...hey, no judgement.  What you do with your syrup is your business.  And it can be stored in a glass jar in the fridge for a couple of weeks.  Enjoy!



I only used half an ounce of ginger, which creates a syrup that has a undertone of gingery spiciness when I add just a tablespoon of it to my morning cuppa.  If you weren't paying attention, you might not notice it, so use more if you want a stronger flavor.

Also, I haven't tried this with ginger powder, so I'm afraid I don't know exactly how that conversion works.  A quick Google search, however, recommends about 1/2 teaspoon of ground ginger to 1 tablespoon of fresh.  I personally don't find that ground ginger has quite the same sharpness as fresh, but ground is certainly more convenient.  Give it a try and see what you think.




Why did I tell you to add the vanilla at the end?  In short, because too much heat will kill your vanilla flavor.  A lot of recipes will have you wait until the last possible moment to add extracts to your dish, batter, whatever because extracts are rather more delicate than other flavor-giving ingredients.  So don't get ahead of yourself when assembling your syrup.  As Alton Brown would say, your patience will be rewarded.


Mmmmm, look at that chocolatey goodness.  Don't mind the Dalek, he just wants his fix.  Like I said, I only do a tablespoon, but you do up your mocha however you want.  Oh, and for instructions on how to steam your milk in the microwave and the general latte recipe, you can find the original post here.

You can also find previous Mason Jar Latte recipes here:

So delicious!  If you decide to give this one a go, let us know what you think of it down in the comments section.  Enjoy and thanks for reading!

12/07/2016

Mason Jar Latte: The Journey for Pumpkin Spice

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"ERHMAGHERD!!!  PUMPKIN!!!  AHHHHHHHHH!!!" -- People everywhere on September 1st, every year.  Don't get me wrong, I love me some pumpkiny goodness.  But the pumpkin-mania has gotten a little out of control, don't you think?  I just did a quick Google search for "pumpkin spice" and found this as the second link.  Pumpkin spice Cheerios?  Bailey's?  Triscuits?  Wine?!

[Pulls out a bullhorn] Calm down, everyone.  This is not a drill.  Please sit your crazy tails down and breathe.

12/06/2016

Long and Short of the Zombies, Run! Fall Virtual Race

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You guys may remember my review from last spring about the Zombies, Run! virtual race.  Well, I've done it again.  They held another one back in October, and I loved the last one so much I signed up for it as soon as it was announced.

Like the spring virtual race, this last one came with some great swag and a bunch of extra content.

So here's everything all together.  That little brown card in the upper left corner are my mission instructions.  And the envelope in the bottom right are my post-race completion prizes.  And how do you like that stamp on the envelope itself?  I wonder what my mail carrier thinks.

11/09/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Mason Jar Latte: Lovely Lavender

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Lavender is my favorite.  Hands down, nine times out of ten, I will choose lavender in whatever I'm buying.  It just smells so fresh and clean and slightly sweet without being cloying.  It's delightful.  I know some people don't like it...

"It smells like old woman."
~A silly friend of mine

But it is the scent of reassurance to me.  But did you know you can drink it too?  Whaaaat?!  Crazy talk.  It's true, and it's delightful.  In Heather's continuing coffee series, I give you lavender lattes.

I tried my first lavender latte over a year ago, and I was dubious at the time too.  Would lavender taste any good?  Yes, because if you do it right, you're getting more of the scent, a whisper, of the lavender rather than the taste of it.  That being the case, you don't want to be heavy handed any time you use it in cooking.  Too much and it'll feel like you're drinking laundry detergent.

10/08/2016

Perfection at Last?

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And now, food!  I can't remember if I've mentioned it before or not, but I love stuffed pasta.  Ravioli, shells, tortellini, I love it all!  You will not catch me making it, though.  I've tried, and it's such a faff.  So much work!  You know what's a great cheat, though?  Lasagna.  That's right!  I said it!  Lasagna is overgrown stuffed pasta!  And I'm here to review a great recipe for it.  Whoops, I suppose I should have given a spoiler alert before I said it was great.  Sorry to give away the ending like that.

Let's talk chefs for a moment.  If you know me at all, you know I'm a massive Alton Brown fan.  But what about those other Food Network peeps?  Yeah, not so much.  Most of them, in my personal opinion, are a little too fancy.  They're cheffy chefs that want to chef up every dish and make it cheffing cheffy.  You know what I mean.  Ingredients you can only buy at gourmet grocery stores, fussing over every little thing, taking hours to do just one step...guh!  No.  Get outta here with that noise.  There is an exception here, however: Ina Garten.  I have never watched one of her shows, but this lady knows how to keep it simple.  If I'm Googling a recipe, I'll often look for one by her because she's pretty reliable.  In this case, I used her Turkey Lasagna recipe.

The first thing I liked about this recipe (and quite possibly my most favorite part besides how yummy it is) is the fact that you don't have to cook the noodles!  What a faff cooking lasagna noodles is!  You have to get the water boiling and and then cook the noodles and hope you don't over do it and then get them out without tearing them and burning yourself in the process.  That is why I never really made lasagna before.  Those days are over, my friends!  Just plonk your lasagna noodles into some water and leave them be.  I also appreciate that the recipe told us exactly how many layers to do, exactly how to divide up the filling, etc.  I don't want to have to do math while layering pasta.  And then you just bake it.

I did not do this recipe exactly the way it was written (shocker, right).  Instead, I went a more traditional route and just used ground beef and ricotta.  It was so stinkin' tasty!  And it works great with GF pasta noodles - if you've ever had to deal with GF pasta, you know how finicky it can be.  Sadly, I have no pictures because I didn't expect to like it as much as I did.  The hubs told our guests that night they weren't allowed to take any home and that they also shouldn't have any leftovers.  Said guests ignored him and went back for seconds anyway. :-)  Even if you just use this as a method, it's fantastic!  You could use store bought sauces to get really creative.  I best you could do a veggie version with squash and zucchini and alfredo sauce.  Or chicken with vodka sauce.  The possibilities are endless!  Try this recipe.  You will be very happy you did.

Cheers!
Dana

8/24/2016

The Most Perfect Food?

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7/28/2016

Using My Noodle

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Hello folks!  Have you ever had ramen.  I mean proper ramen, not the $.25 a pack stuff that the hubs practically lived on in college (we had really great chefs at my school).  I'm talking about deep, flavorful broths and interesting ingredients.  Well, I have been on a ramen kick lately.  Noodle bowl places are a little hard to come by in Nashville, though they're not non-existent.  There's a place called Two-Ten-Jack in East Nasty that is as awesome as their hours are limited.  You can't start getting food until 5pm, and by then there's a massive line.  There's also Peace, Love, and Pho, which is good but serves pho and not ramen, as you might have guessed from the name.  Despite how yummy their pho is, parking is a bit of a pain...which does seem to be an issue with most of the hip places around town.  I guess that's a consequence of living in a proper city.  And then there's another ramen place I haven't tried, but I can tell from the address that it too will have parking issues.  Seriously, people, crappy parking does not make you cool.

7/18/2016

New Book, New Blog, New Recipe!

7/18/2016 0 Comments
Hello, dear readers!  Dana here with some exciting news!  Do you like books and reading and going on adventures without leaving the comfort of your favorite chair?  Well, that's great because I have started an author blog that appeals to all those things.  You can find my website {HERE} or just plug www.wordsbydana.com into your address bar.  My blog is there, in which I discuss life as an independent author and review books I'm currently reading.  The site also shares news about upcoming books, like this one:
^^^ Shameless plug ^^^
Coming in October 2016!
Not to worry, though.  I'll still be guest blogging here about food...delicious, magical, awesome food.  Speaking of, time for a recipe review!

So here's the scenario: a friend of mine is having a birthday this week.  Said friend loves madeleines.  Like, not just enjoys them, loves them and cannot control herself around them.  I was going to make her a butter cake for her birthday, but then I stumbled across a recipe for madeleines in the process and decided that would be better.

For those of you not up on your ultra-specific French food studies, madeleines are little, spongy, shell shaped butter cookies.
Traditional madeleines.  Cute, aren't they?
I have a fantastic idea for all of you.  Next time you have to bring something for a cookie swap, bring these babies.  If you go the extra mile and spring for a proper madeleine pan, everyone will be super impressed!  They are so classy and lovely.

Now, going against what I just said, despite my best efforts, I was not able to find a madeleine pan on short notice, so I had to improvise.  I used a mini-muffin pan and then 13 slots in my mini-scone pan.  I am a little disappointed by this because the little shells do make such a lovely presentation.  Well, you do you best with what you have.  And now the part you've all been waiting for, the recipe!

I used one from Martha Stewart's website here.  Say what you will about her ethics, the woman has some good recipes.  Some of the other recipes I saw were more fussy, which is why I eschewed them for Martha's in the end.  This one is pretty hands off.  Those of you who know mine is a celiac household might be wondering how I dealt with the whole gluten in traditional flour issue.  Thankfully, there are numerous brands of cup-for-cup, all-purpose, gluten-free flours available.  I happened to have used Cup4Cup, but only because I happen to have it on hand.  Honestly, (and I've said this before in a previous post about Victoria sponge) I find that Cup4Cup performs as well as other brands like Domata and King Arthur, but it's much more expensive, so I will likely not buy it again.  Nevertheless, it performed beautifully in this application.  And here's the great thing about GF baking: because there's no gluten, you don't have to worry about over developing it while mixing.  Which is why when my folding technique was failing to do the job, I was able to whack my bowl back under the stand mixer and let it do the work for me.  Then it was just a matter of scooping it into the little pans and baking it.

Quick question: Does anyone know how to keep a sponge from deflating?  Because I've never been able to get that.  I've read that some people drop their pan onto the floor, but that seems a little extreme.  Ideas?  Anyone?

Here they are!  Not the prettiest, little maddies, but lovely and soft!
Of course the big question is whether or not the birthday girl liked her gift.  After all, some people claim that GF baked goods are not as good as the "real thing", can never be as good.  Well, let me put it this way.  Of the twenty-one madeleines I made, she ate twelve.  Twelve!  She could not stop herself from going back for more.  That's what I call a roaring success.

Thank you all for reading, and I do hope you'll pop by and visit my author blog as well.  Until then, cheers!

4/27/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - To Be Continued...

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...Is what my last blog post should have ended with given my recipe for today.  You remember my last blog post, right.  With the topless sandwiches and pandas and everything.  It's here if you don't know what I'm talking about.  Bread, plant matter, and cheese is something Heather and I both love.  I'm continuing the theme this week with one of my favorite quick and easy meals.

4/13/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Trumped Up Toast

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Or, as many call it, tartine!  For those of you that don't know, tartines are basically topless sandwiches - fancy people may refer to these as "open-faced" whilst holding their pinkies in the air and sipping volcanic rock filtered water from a bone china teacup handcrafted by endangered panda bears.  Whatever you call it - tartines, topless sandwiches, trumped up toast - the basic concept is the same: stuff layered top of a slice of bread.  It's kind of like building a salad in that you want a balance of different flavors and textures.  Maybe something sweet, something crunchy, something creamy, and so on.  Heather has a penchant for tartines, and we spent a good half hour or more today discussing recipes for them.  The next few weeks will be delicious!

4/08/2016

The Long and Short of Zombies, Run! Spring 2016 Virtual Race

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I am not really into zombies...says the girl who loves the film "Warm Bodies" and the TV show "iZombie" and only runs because there are undead around.  I have less than no interest in "The Walking Dead" and most other zombie related things, though, so that makes my initial claim legit, right?  Dubious.  I'm selectively into zombies?  I'm digressing, more about the running.

For those who are unfamiliar, there is a really fantastic app called "Zombies, Run!".  It is the only thing that has kept me on any kind of fitness regimen, which it has done extraordinarily well.  I tried different things for about two years before finding ZR.

4/06/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - The Great British Bake Off!

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I am an anglophile; I adore England.  Honestly, if I wasn't married, I'd probably be living there.  We don't have enough time to go into all the reasons, so I will sum up with this: the accents, my bestie, the beauty, and the food.

That last one may surprise some people because there's this crazy idea that British food is terrible.

Where does this come from?!  Jammie Dodgers, mince pies, fish and chips, meat pies, and Victoria sponge cake...what's not to love?!  This hideous stereotype is completely unfounded!  The stereotype about how much they drink tea, though?  100% true.  Seriously.

I actually didn't discover Victoria sponge cake until this last trip I took over there, last year.  It is such a simple yet delectable dessert.  Essentially, you've got two bits of sponge cake sandwiching strawberry jam and whipped cream, and you sprinkle powdered sugar on top.  That's it!  And now I can make it all on my own!

So I actually ended up making it twice using two different recipes because I wanted to do better after the first try.  Therefore, this is going to be a comparison-recipe-review mash-up.

3/31/2016

Fit 4 Thursday - Fuel Butter...The Scientific Way!

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Hello, all!  Dana here.  If you know me at all, you know I have a very curious mind.  You may also know that I often will venture out on my own to discover my own answers.  What's that you say?  The answers for why or how to do pretty much anything probably already exists on that amazing place we call the Internet?  Super-duper!  I will now ignore all that and embark on my own journey of discovery.  That's just how my brain works.  I have to see it for myself, much to the chagrin of those around me.

Pro-tip for dealing with me: If you tell me something and I don't immediately believe you, opting instead to investigate for myself, do not be offended.  I repeat, do not be offended.  You'll only waste both our time and energy.  It's never anything personal; I do this to literally* everyone around me.

*Please note, actual, proper use of the word "literally" here.  Not just using it for emphasis.

3/30/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Reverse Engineering

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Dana here.  Lemme cut right to the chase.
  1. Remy's Wine Bar in St. Louis is amazing
  2. You should totally go there if you're ever in the neighborhood
  3. The Bronzed Mahi is magical
  4. I need it in my life as often as I please
I have issues with being dependent on other people.  I think that's part of the reason why I will usually attempt to replicate those foods I love, self-reliance and all that.  Also, it's delicious!  I will not be held back!  And this is where things get weird.

3/23/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Lovin' Greek Yogurt

3/23/2016 0 Comments

I'm totally slacking today. I haven't gotten any of my projects done, or blog posts written like I had been doing. Spring Break is really messing with me, but luckily there's always something I can pull from the archives.

My sister, Dana, shared these two great greek yogurt recipes years ago on the old blog, and today I'm bringing them back!

3/16/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - If I Attended Hogwarts...

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Or Ilvermorny for that matter. ;p Bonus points if you've been keeping up with your HP lore and know what that is.  So what's one of the most famous edibles to come out of the Harry Potter universe?

 Anyone?

 Correct!  Butterbeer!

10 points to Hufflepuff!  Let's be honest; you know the Hufflepuffs are cooking for one another all day.

 And what is the latest Starbucks promotional drink?  Excellent!  15 points to Ravenclaw!

That would be the so-called smoked butterscotch latte and frappucino.

Final question...through what date was that promotion supposed to run?  That's right!  March 21st.  15 more points to Hufflepuff house!

According to the Internet, which never lies and is my font of fandom-y entertainment, the smoked butterscotch drink is supposed to be a real life version of butterbeer.  So exciting for an ardent fan like me!

Are you hearing me, Starbucks?  March 21st.  What's today?  It's not even Saint Patrick's Day, and you're out!  I have been robbed!  Deprived of a new yummy!  You're so cruel, Starbucks!!!

3/02/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Man-Catchin' Beignets!

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Hello, my name is Dana, and I am a Disney kid.  I unabashedly love Disney, and I don't care who knows it!  One of my many favorites is The Princess and the Frog.  Besides all the great characters and highly quotable lines--I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia, and she is Tiana, the waitress...do not kiss her!--I really love that Disney used this film to emphasize the need to work for your dream.  I just think that's such a great message.  What else can this fantastic film teach us?  That if you're on a hunt for a man, you need some man-catching beignets!!!


Lottie understands

What's not to like, right?  Fried dough dusted with powdered sugar, served with a hot delicious drink (otherwise you're doing it wrong).  I really love beignets.  I love them so much, sometimes I end up wearing them.

2/24/2016

What to Eat Wednesday - Eat More Chocolate (and Nuts)!

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Happy hump-day folks!

It's me! Heather's charming and talented baby sister, Dana!

Cutting right to the chase, what I've got for y'all today is a recipe test with some helpful tips/random thoughts at the end.

This is not my recipe by any means, but rather from Whole Foods. In case you couldn't guess from the title (and if you did, points!), we're making a homemade version of Nutella today!  Or, as I like to call it, HC spread.

11/11/2015

What to Eat Wednesday - A Trail Mix Primer

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So I'm diving into the old blog again to dig out some gems. I'm resurrecting a post that my sister did about Trail Mix and how she creates her mixes. There's some good info here, so I hope you enjoy this little travel back in time. 

Originally posted on January 19, 2013 - 

Whoo!  It's been a crazy couple of weeks, hasn't it?  Holidays tend to do that.  I'm back, though, and I have lots of yummy things to share.  This week, though, is a pretty easy one...some assembly required.

Homemade Trail Mix

This is the ultimate make-your-own food!  Trail mix is, quite possibly, my most favorite snack of all time, and, in my own non-professional opinion, it's really healthy too as long as you follow some guidelines.  Here's my theory...where's my trail mix soapbox?

11/10/2015

The Long and Short of it - Zooom! -a

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It's me again!  Your friendly, neighborhood Dana.  Man, Heather's been super nice to let me take over her blog so often lately.  Today I'm here to review Zooma Nashville!  Sadly, I have no pictures, so...come with me, and you'll see, a world of pure imagination.


Hah!  I lied about the pictures. XD